"Oh hey, Olivia. Why are you calling me?
Yep, I'm feeling better. Still lots of snot though. It's sort of shining on my Batman sleeve.
Wanna hear something interesting that happened to me? Yesterday, I was having a bath and then I forgot to wipe my bum and so we had to fish poo out of the tub and then when we washed hands, all this black stuff came out of the faucet. The plumber's coming because it might be toilet water which I do NOT want to be drinking.
So, I hear you've been puking."
Slick. Our boy's slick.