Friday, April 30, 2010

Momoir

The Bad Moms Club alerted me to this challenge: motherhood in six words or less. It being laundry day here at the voodoo bungalow, I had my response ready:

So many little socks. All singles.


How is this even possible?

"Bleach could not possibly whiten these." (aside: Who told Calvin Klein to make WHITE boy panties? Seriously, what kind of numbnuts makes tighty whities for the under-8 set? I shall say no more on the subject.)

"Lips say NO. Eyes say PINOT."
Posted by Lorraine at 12:53 PM
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3 comments:

  1. Alpha MonkeyApril 30, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    "That's nice. Where's my Salty Dog?"

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  2. Alpha MonkeyApril 30, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Whatcha got for Q?

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  3. AnonymousMay 3, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    I am a sock Nazi. I keep a real tight ship with those buggers. At least once a month I find them and reunite them, otherwise I start hyperventilating.

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