Thursday, October 15, 2009


Falcon Heene, if you're reading this, I want you to know that you are SO GROUNDED right now. I'm glad you're safe but if you ever scare me like that again, you'll still be confined to your quarters for senior prom. Children falling from brightly coloured balloons is not something grown-ups wish to think about or worry over. So from now on, you stay on the ground. Do you understand me?

With relief,
One of your million mothers around the world

1 comment:

  1. Who builds a balloon like that, with a child-sized box attached, and leaves the damn thing inflated and unattended with young kids nearby? Huh??!!

    Did we learn nothing from The Muppet Movie?

    We were just in the locker room and Little C was told to stop opening the stall while his mother was dressing. And then he opened the door. THAT IS WHAT 6 YEAR OLDS DO!! And get punished for. But you learn those lessons on the ground. Where only your mother's dignity is at risk of crashing and dying in a heap on the ground. NOT THE CHILD!!

    I couldn't even follow the updates I was so sick at the thought of it. I wouldn't even turn on my computer until Moose told me it was safe.