Saturday, September 25, 2010

What colour is your menopause?

Mine? Orange.

Yep, got home from Banff, painted the office orange.

(Note crazed, saggy-eyed expression. If you see any of your friends looking like this, ladies, keep them AWAY from the PAINT STORE.)

(Also don't let them buy a pony. They won't take care of it.)

(OMG: Are those AGE SPOTS on my hand? I have age spots on my hand.)

(What colour helps you cope with age spots? Besides the colour gin?)


  1. My color is Instant Coffee :)

    Now why do you look so thin? Come here so I can feed you Swedish almond cake drizzle with dark chocolate ganache.

  2. Those aren't age spots; they're just age decorations.