Friday, September 3, 2010

Things neither you nor I knew about me

Upon visit to lovely physician, I have been informed that I have more than my fair share of large intestine. Like, MUCH more than my share.

If anyone knows what to do with that information, I would like to hear about it.


  1. Does that mean you are an intestine hoarder or that someone else has less than their fair share or intestine because you have more? Is your doctor a socialist?

    Hopefully, it just makes you more interesting at cocktail parties.

  2. Dear Unknown Mami, I fear that I may in fact be an intestine hoarder; that would fit in with my tendencies to keep, for example, an unopened carton of buttermilk (purchased because its French name, babuerre, is so cute) for approximately 8 months in the back of the fridge.

    All of my extra intestines and I are now throwing up/down.