Does that mean you are an intestine hoarder or that someone else has less than their fair share or intestine because you have more? Is your doctor a socialist? Hopefully, it just makes you more interesting at cocktail parties.
Dear Unknown Mami, I fear that I may in fact be an intestine hoarder; that would fit in with my tendencies to keep, for example, an unopened carton of buttermilk (purchased because its French name, babuerre, is so cute) for approximately 8 months in the back of the fridge. All of my extra intestines and I are now throwing up/down.