Husband and I recently went on a little vacation to Los Angeles, where I had a joyful pleased-to-meetcha with Alpha Monkey that made the world seem like an okay place after all.
While we were gone, Kid stayed home with Gramma. Naturally, he whiled away his time by writing a history of the world.
This is the chapter I like best, so far:
Chaptr 11--wen we yos'd laing-gwig
(We used language in the year 122. It became communication. Also very popular. Nowadays it's easily all we do.)
Indeed, it is all we doo.