Times you hear "BUT, MOM. . . ."
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Times you hear "WHEN CAN I PLAY MY DS?"
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Times you hear "A COUPLE EQUALS 2. ONE, TWO. NOW CAN I PLAY MY DS?"
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Times you hear "WHATEVER"
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Times you hear "PKHOO PKHOO PKHOO" (or however lightsabers sound in YOUR house)
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Inches of snow having fallen in latest 24-hour period
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Number of bristly white hairs shed per second by the flatulent coonhound
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THE ADDRESS OF THE NEAREST PSYCH WARD WITH A MARTINI BAR
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I wanted to give you a warning about Third Grade. Just so you are prepared because it might make it easier on you all. There is this thing called Flat Stanley that has spread across third grade classrooms like strep throat. Google it. We had to bring one on vacation and the project puts your Cuddle Puppy and our Diego Backpack to shame.
ReplyDeleteFlat Stanley made his first appearance two days ago in the kindergarten classroom. I saw one of the other moms turn pale and clutch at her heart. At the time I didn't know what it meant. Thank you for the head's up.
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