And here's how I'm going to do that (thanks, government of Indonesia, for the inspiration):

Yep, I'm going to grease me a totem pole, tie some treats up top, and -- where was I going with this? How will having the Kid climb a greased totem pole result in him cleaning his room?
Just a sec. I'm sure it will come to me.
Shit.
Well, THIS is awkward.
Once again, "eyes bright with purpose" has not translated into "brain bright with logic" here in the voodoo bungalow.
I think I should maybe go back on disability for another week or two.
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