Cool. The bathroom wall is exactly the same color as the booger. That's called camoflage.
Good morning, sweet darling mommy. ACTIVATE, LUMPY!
I can't tell if the hair on the toast is mine or the dog's. Oh well.
Mommy, the neighbor up the hill says how about doing a little poo removal along the fenceline?
When you swallow barf, you always kind of let a little bit dribble on the floor. I thikn that's the law of physics.
Editor's note: it is 9.15 on a Saturday morning. If anyone is out there and knows where I live, could you perform an emergency extraction, please?