Kid: Coop says that, in America, when you get to be around nine, you really start to fart a lot. From my own research, I would estimate that, here in Canada, it's more like when you're ten.
"An object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force." Newton never met my child. I WOULD GIVE SERIOUS MONEY TO BE DELIVERED THE OUTSIDE FORCE THAT CAN MAKE HIM STOP MOVING AND GO THE HELL TO BED. That is all.