Yep, got home from Banff, painted the office orange.
(Note crazed, saggy-eyed expression. If you see any of your friends looking like this, ladies, keep them AWAY from the PAINT STORE.)
(Also don't let them buy a pony. They won't take care of it.)
(OMG: Are those AGE SPOTS on my hand? I have age spots on my hand.)
(What colour helps you cope with age spots? Besides the colour gin?)