tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8301128992121051252.post4533680310044787334..comments2018-05-03T06:02:32.584-07:00Comments on Worn Ragged: Dispatches from the Tundra: I Need a ShowerUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8301128992121051252.post-42566895112264945082010-08-13T13:40:47.687-07:002010-08-13T13:40:47.687-07:00NO NO NO
Do not include her on the list. You don...NO NO NO<br /><br />Do not include her on the list. You don't even have to tell anyone. Here is what you do:<br /><br />Mail all invites on time EXCEPT hers. Send it late. Like...the day of the shower. Then it is not an option.<br /><br />OR<br /><br />Send the invite WITHOUT a date on it. Or use terrible handwriting so she can't quite read it. Like, if it is the 28th, make it look like the 23rd.<br /><br />But the one that puts you in control of it is this one:<br /><br />Send it. But insert a small, beautifully handwritten note letting her know you felt she should know the mama-to-be wished to include her but that her attendance is in such poor taste her "decline" has already been noted.Alpha Monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06613500387764843966noreply@blogger.com